You Shall Not Pass

If this is your math teacher, you need

Excuse me, Mr. TheGray, what’s my grade right now?

You cannot pass!

Wait, last week I had a 93 on the portal.

Mr. TheGray, muttering: I will send you to the secret fire…Go back to the shadow.



If this resembles your math teacher, you need mcstutoring. We can help you with your math class.

Fly, you fools!

Mr. TheGray has lost it. I think we won’t see him again.


By Martin

Martin McSweeney is a National Merit Finalist, Pomona College Graduate, and member of MENSA. He has worked at the Center for Talented Youth (Loyola Marymount University campus); Upward Bound (Harvey Mudd campus); various test prep companies; and Whittier High School. Now, Martin helps students of all abilities improve their relationship with math.