Do a Kickflip

Do a Kickflip. And do the math

Suspect is a young man in his early 50s driving around north San Diego county, taunting skaters to do a kickflip. Might go by Tony Hawk or Birdman.

I did what grandpa asked me to do, I did a kickflip, and then he threw a deck at me.†

What kind of sicko throws a deck at a child?

Reporter #1: What do you do if he propositions you to do a kickflip?

Donít approach him, donít run away, and donít urinate. Wait, thatís for when tigers are loose on the streets of Georgia.

Just tell him you donít know how to do a kickflip.

Reporter #2: Any other advice?

Stay home and do the math. And if your math problems are giving you problems, contact mcstutoring. Mcstutoring helps students learn math.


By Martin

Martin McSweeney is a National Merit Finalist, Pomona College Graduate, and member of MENSA. He has worked at the Center for Talented Youth (Loyola Marymount University campus); Upward Bound (Harvey Mudd campus); various test prep companies; and Whittier High School. Now, Martin helps students of all abilities improve their relationship with math.