Do a Kickflip

Do a Kickflip. And do the math

Suspect is a young man in his early 50s driving around north San Diego county, taunting skaters to do a kickflip. Might go by Tony Hawk or Birdman.

I did what grandpa asked me to do, I did a kickflip, and then he threw a deck at me.†

What kind of sicko throws a deck at a child?

Reporter #1: What do you do if he propositions you to do a kickflip?

Donít approach him, donít run away, and donít urinate. Wait, thatís for when tigers are loose on the streets of Georgia.

Just tell him you donít know how to do a kickflip.

Reporter #2: Any other advice?

Stay home and do the math. And if your math problems are giving you problems, contact mcstutoring. Mcstutoring helps students learn math.

Martin

By Martin

Martin McSweeney is a National Merit Finalist, Pomona College Graduate, and member of MENSA. He has worked at the Center for Talented Youth (Loyola Marymount University campus); Upward Bound (Harvey Mudd campus); various test prep companies; and Whittier High School. Now, Martin helps students of all abilities improve their relationship with math.